The Saturday Show Episode 6: Fistfuls of Candy Corn
Written by admin on May 9, 2017
Today was World Naked Gardening Day, and Adam is afraid of naked gardening because he doesn’t want to get his penis dirty. Meanwhile, in California, they’re doing some gardening of their own – with toilet water! In Maryland, a principal has resigned due to a “Smash Space,” which is totally not a comfy place in the teacher’s lounge where coworkers can go to have a nooner.
In an ironic twist of fate so huge that Alanis Morrissette would write a song about it, a man is now suing American Airlines for NOT kicking him off his seat. In Trailer Park News, a Montana woman forced her way into her ex-boyfriend’s house – to STEAL A LAMP.
Florida has many things – including greyhounds that are addicted to cocaine. Plus, babies wander around at 2 AM. On the upside, Naples is the healthiest and happiest city in the United States.
This week’s #HistoryLesson was told by Adam. As it turns out, in addition to being a wonderful composer, Mozart was also the composer of several poop jokes.
Finally, a big shout out to our friends at OCEARCH for helping conserve and protect sharks, our mighty underwater friends.
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